Dissembling statements

This weekend my nephew graduated from High school.  This occasion caused me to have to spend time with some of my relatives and their friends.  

Here’s some beauts from last night.

“I’m not racist or anything, but the idea of a black president scares me.”-My cousin Melissa

“Mark, we want you to come to Jesus because we worry that you won’t be in heaven with us.”

“Scientists all over the world are quaking in their boots because the Darwinian theory of evolution has been disproved.”